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Saving Blackberry: Research In Motion to conduct homa to ward off ‘evil eye
Sep, 1 2010
After repeated setbacks in India, UAE, Saudi Arabia and Indonesia, Research in Motion (RIM), the company behind the Blackberry brand has decided to conduct a huge Yagna (ritual) to ward off evil eye allegedly cast by competitors such as Google and Skype. Company sources have told Humor Unplugged that the move has been widely welcomed and will be implemented at the earliest to ensure that the company fights off all business obstacles with ease.   Read the full story here...
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Shocking exclusive: Indian MPs taking money to fix parliamentary sessions
Sep, 1 2010
Sustained investigations by Humor Unplugged have revealed that the scourge of ‘fixing’ has reached the sanctum sanatorium of Indian democracy - the national parliament. Our probe has found that the nation’s parliamentarians were indulging in session rigging at the behest of bookies Read the full story here...
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Match fixing scam: Pakistan wants more evidence
Aug, 31 2010
Continuing with its trademark belligerence, Pakistan today asked the Scotland Yard to provide more evidence to it in the match fixing scam. This was communicated to Scotland Yard by Pakistani interior minister Rehman Malik in an email sent on Tuesday. In that email Malik has stated that the evidence presented so far was “absolutely sketchy” and Pakistan wanted to make sure that its players were certified match fixers before it acts against them. Read the full story here...  ...
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Sangakkara to open a noball institute for bookies; Pakistan to chip in with match fixing expertise
Aug, 30 2010
Disgraced Sri Lankan captain and world’s top whiner Sangakkara has decided to open a institute for training players to ball Noballs and whine like him. The institute, to come up in Colombo, will help players spot fix matches with ease by bowling noballs, wides or byes to ensure that live up to the commitment made to a bookie. Sangakkara has named the institute Sangakkara Institute of Noball Sciences (SINs) read the full story here...
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Ajmal Kasab gets UID, will star in Big Boss
Aug, 29 2010
Ajmal Amir Kasab the lone surviving 26-11 terrorist from Pakistan will be among the first recipients of the Unique Identification number or UID number. A decision to this effect was taken by the Indian government on Friday evening and the same was communicated by our moles in the home ministry to India’s favorite blog Humor Unplugged. The UID will be conferred on him at a special ceremony to be held in Mumbai in November. Read the full story here...
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Direct flood aid through bookies and Lashkar: Pak to India
Aug, 29 2010
Indicating its reluctance to accept Indian aid to help its flood ravaged citizens, Pakistan has asked India to route its aid through Pak-approved bookies and dreaded terror group Lashkar-e-Toe-iba. This decision was screamed to India by Pakistan’s loud mouth foreign minister Shah Mehmmod Qureshi from Islamabad on Friday evening. Read the full story here  ...
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What if Pukistan had snatched whole of J&K in 1947?
Aug, 27 2010
Lets go back in history and imagine if Pakistani terrorists had managed to annex whole of Jammu and Kashmir. What would the state have looked like today? Here is a 98 percent accurate picture: Read the story here...
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Throw a shoe at your local overpaid MP
Aug, 22 2010
Join the Humor Unplugged Sho(e)ot at sight campaign...  ...
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New salary breakup for our beloved MPs
Aug, 21 2010
This week, the Indian parliament passed a bill hiking the pay of the underpaid members of both houses. Humor Unplugged has learnt that this hike will be distributed across a series of new heads which will be added to the existing ones. The heads, suggested by the Khuswant Singh committee, will appear in the salary slips of our honorable MPs beginning August, 2010.   Read the full story here......
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Sri lankan captain Sangakkara's whining DVD released; Twitter opens new channel
Aug, 20 2010
The Sri Lankan cricket board in association with 20th Century Fox has released a DVD covering the whining exploits of Lankan captain Kumara Sangakkara. The limited edition DVDs will be available only in South Asia and will showcase the whining ways of the Lankan skipper in a way the world not seen before. Read the full srory here...  ...
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China deploys CSS-5 missiles on India border, India mobilizes Mayawati
Aug, 18 2010
China, according to Pentagon sources, has moved its new advanced long range CSS-5 missiles close to its border with India. It has also developed plans to mobilize its air force at a short notice in the event of hostilities breaking out between India and China. Our respected defense minister meanwhile has assured all Indians that the country was more than prepared to meet any threats from China or any bigger or meaner nation. Read the full story here...
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Pranab Mukherjee loses his cool
Aug, 15 2010
Pranab Mukherjee loses his cool Dada loses his cool...
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Bangalore to host Global Power Cut meet
Aug, 14 2010
Adding another feather to its tiny little hat, Bangalore, the IT capital of India has now earned the distinction of being the ‘power cut capital’ of the world. Bangalore, today, offers many a surprise to the rare and discerning power cut lover. There are 10 hour power cuts for those candle light dinners, family get togethers and a bit of star gazing at night. In case one wants more power cuts, he or she can just walk across to the nearest office of the power supplier and file an application for more. The city cuts power at the drop of a hat and sometimes the local power agency BEASTCOM even te...
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Superbug was a reference to Suresh Kalmadi: British Scientists
Aug, 14 2010
British scientists have clarified that the ‘superbug’ mentioned in the medical journal, The Lancet, is actually none other than the chairman of the Common Wealth Games Organizing Committee Suresh Kalmadi.  The clarification came in an addendum to the report published by a group of UK scientists today morning. Read the full story here  ...
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Attrition is hurting us: Taliban
Aug, 13 2010
Taliban Chief Execution Officer Mullah Somar has admitted that attrition was becoming a major concern for his organization. Mullah Somar was addressing a press conference arranged by Pakistani army in a remote corner of Bajagur in Pakistan on Tuesday. Read the full story here  ...
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