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Ultimate honor for Mayawathi, India will name a cyclone after her
Mar, 16 2010
In a move designed to recognize Uttar Pradesh CM Mayawathi’s penchant for wasting public money, the Indian government has decided to name the next major cyclone in the South Asian region after her. The decision was taken at a meeting called by union finance minister Pranab Mukherjee at his office on Monday evening.  The hurriedly arranged meeting was also attended by Union Science and Technology minister Prithviraj Chavan and officials from the Prime Minister’s Office. Read the full story here  ...
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Curbing unruly and unparliamentarily behavior
Mar, 14 2010
They are pests, uncultured dullards and freaks of the first order who bring ignominy to their cultured and suave counterparts in parliament.   Yes, we are talking about unruly MPs who are always looking for flimsy excuses to disrupt parliamentary proceedings. In this exclusive post, Humor Unplugged looks at ways to put an end to the unpardonable behavior of such MPs. Here are a few suggestions to the speakers of the two houses of parliament. Read the full story here  ...
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What did Sarkozy ask Obama?
Mar, 13 2010
Indeed an interesting question..find out the question here...
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Lalit Modi may takeover BCCI by 2015
Mar, 13 2010
A confidential internal report prepared by BCCI has warned that IPL commissioner Lalit Modi was scheming to use his monetary muscle to takeover BCCI to emerge as the unchallenged ruler of the Indian cricketing landscape. According to sources, the coup could happen as soon as 2015 and the mere thought of a Modi controlling cricket in India has set the alarm bells ringing in BCCI. Humor Unplugged has learned that the report, prepared by a high level committee, will be the topic of discussion at an emergency meeting convened at Sharad Pawar’s residence on Saturday. Read the full story...
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Indian Vice President spotted on national television
Mar, 8 2010
Indian Vice President Hamid Ansari made a rare appearance on national television today, bringing much cheer to VP watchers across the nation. His appearance was registered on sensors placed by the Vice President Monitoring Association of India (VPMAI) on television screens across the nation.  The sighting was confirmed by the National Celebrity Sighting Agency (NACSA).  Read more  ...
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I am allergic to scripts: Mahesh Bhatt
Mar, 7 2010
Former director and the voice (or should we say noise) of bollywood, Mahesh Bhat has had one tumultuous year in 2009. How has the man changed over the year and how did he manage to hold his head high amidst the calamity? Rajcreep find out for Humor Unplugged. Read the interview...  ...
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Arundathi Roy praises Al Qaeeda, India keeps Qatar on standby
Mar, 6 2010
After earning the wrath of a billion Indians for praising Chinese-backed and brainwashed Maoists in India, ‘writer’ Arundathi Roy has shocked the nation again by praising the scourge of the free world Al Qaeeda. The praise came late on Friday night after a news channel managed to cause utter discomfort to her by asking some straightforward questions. Read the full story...here  ...
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Mumblers to head Indian delegation to Pakistan: composite dialogue on the anvil
Mar, 5 2010
India has decided to send a delegation led by mumbling stalwarts Yash Chopra and Jaswant Singh for talks with Pakistan. The decision was taken at a high level meeting chaired by external affairs minister S M Krishna on Thursday. Sources in the ministry have told Humor Unplugged that the two will be leading a delegation to Islamabad soon to discuss the ‘other issues’ raised by Islamabad.  Read the full story...here  ...
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Never fly Air France
Mar, 1 2010
First of all lets see what wrong with Air France.. My friend traveling from Madrid to Bangalore on AF, had to undergo sheer harrasment.. a) The flight to Paris got delayed and consequently she missed  her flight to Blr...Air France made no attempt to provide any proactive assistance to stranded passengers and everyone was made to stand in a line for "verification"b) The baggage was delayed and arrived a week after she touched base in BLRc) She was not compensated for the travel that she had to undertake for claiming her baggage and when she did take up the matter with AF, the bill that she su...
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Look who is headed to Qatar after Hussein
Mar, 1 2010
India will be inking an exclusive agreement with Qatar to export more citizens to that country, soon.  Humor Unplugged has learnt that after absorbing M F Hussein, Qatar is now getting ready to welcome certified clowns S S Rathore, Pramod Mutalik and Mayawathi, who will be among the first batch of deportees from India.  Read the full story here...
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Now goons want reservation
Mar, 1 2010
A group of influential gangsters representing the interests of goons across the nation has urged the Indian government to accord an Other Backward Class (OBC) status to their community. The group calling themselves the  Beloved Hoodlums Association of India (BHAI) , has asked the government to move a bill to this effect in parliament at the earliest. Read the full story here...
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Iranian girls can help India negotiate better: Expert
Feb, 20 2010
The Iranian girls Asar Fajeli (28) and Fatima Mohamid (26), who went on a drunken rampage in Bangalore recently will soon have a new profession, according to a strategic affairs expert Dr Hammerschmidst. The renowned doc has asked Indian government to accommodate the two in all future teams that are negotiating with hostile parties on issues critical to Indian interests. Read the full story  ...
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Who won the Indian Idle contest...
Feb, 12 2010
Meet the winner here......
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Aman ki asha a laughable project
Feb, 7 2010
A statement issued by Pakistani terrorists on the sidelines of the “Anti-India meet” thanked Times of India and Jung group for launching the “Aman ki Asha” project and urged the Indian government to “lower its guard” so that more terrorists can sneak in and reinforce peace between the two nations.   Read the whole story here...
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Didnt get a pay hike this year? Read this
Feb, 5 2010
It has been known for a while that Pakistani terrorists in India were a demotivated lot and some of them had even refused to carry out their routine duties assigned to them due to salary and increment issues. Now the umbrella organization of Pakistani terrorists – the Jamat-ul-Dawa (JuD) has decided to act to sooth tempers by giving an over the board hike to its terrorists deployed onsite in India. The decision came at the recently concluded “Anti India” meet organized in Pakistan Occupied Kashmir by ISI. Full story here......
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