Indian Vice President Hamid Ansari made a rare appearance on national television today, bringing much cheer to VP watchers across the nation. His appearance was registered on sensors placed by the Vice President Monitoring Association of India (VPMAI) on television screens across the nation.  The sighting was confirmed by the National Celebrity Sighting Agency (NACSA).  Read more  ...

Former director and the voice (or should we say noise) of bollywood, Mahesh Bhat has had one tumultuous year in 2009. How has the man changed over the year and how did he manage to hold his head high amidst the calamity? Rajcreep find out for Humor Unplugged. Read the interview...  ...

After earning the wrath of a billion Indians for praising Chinese-backed and brainwashed Maoists in India, ‘writer’ Arundathi Roy has shocked the nation again by praising the scourge of the free world Al Qaeeda. The praise came late on Friday night after a news channel managed to cause utter discomfort to her by asking some straightforward questions. Read the full story...here  ...

India has decided to send a delegation led by mumbling stalwarts Yash Chopra and Jaswant Singh for talks with Pakistan. The decision was taken at a high level meeting chaired by external affairs minister S M Krishna on Thursday. Sources in the ministry have told Humor Unplugged that the two will be leading a delegation to Islamabad soon to discuss the ‘other issues’ raised by Islamabad.  Read the full story...here  ...

First of all lets see what wrong with Air France.. My friend traveling from Madrid to Bangalore on AF, had to undergo sheer harrasment.. a) The flight to Paris got delayed and consequently she missed  her flight to Blr...Air France made no attempt to provide any proactive assistance to stranded passengers and everyone was made to stand in a line for "verification"b) The baggage was delayed and arrived a week after she touched base in BLRc) She was not compensated for the travel that she had to undertake for claiming her baggage and when she did take up the matter with AF, the bill that she su...

India will be inking an exclusive agreement with Qatar to export more citizens to that country, soon.  Humor Unplugged has learnt that after absorbing M F Hussein, Qatar is now getting ready to welcome certified clowns S S Rathore, Pramod Mutalik and Mayawathi, who will be among the first batch of deportees from India.  Read the full story here...

A group of influential gangsters representing the interests of goons across the nation has urged the Indian government to accord an Other Backward Class (OBC) status to their community. The group calling themselves the  Beloved Hoodlums Association of India (BHAI) , has asked the government to move a bill to this effect in parliament at the earliest. Read the full story here...

The Iranian girls Asar Fajeli (28) and Fatima Mohamid (26), who went on a drunken rampage in Bangalore recently will soon have a new profession, according to a strategic affairs expert Dr Hammerschmidst. The renowned doc has asked Indian government to accommodate the two in all future teams that are negotiating with hostile parties on issues critical to Indian interests. Read the full story  ...

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A statement issued by Pakistani terrorists on the sidelines of the “Anti-India meet” thanked Times of India and Jung group for launching the “Aman ki Asha” project and urged the Indian government to “lower its guard” so that more terrorists can sneak in and reinforce peace between the two nations.   Read the whole story here...

It has been known for a while that Pakistani terrorists in India were a demotivated lot and some of them had even refused to carry out their routine duties assigned to them due to salary and increment issues. Now the umbrella organization of Pakistani terrorists – the Jamat-ul-Dawa (JuD) has decided to act to sooth tempers by giving an over the board hike to its terrorists deployed onsite in India. The decision came at the recently concluded “Anti India” meet organized in Pakistan Occupied Kashmir by ISI. Full story here......

The PR division of Al Qaeeda – Al Pr has announced the Al Qaeeda awards for overall terrorism excellence.  The announcement was made through a Bajur-datelined press release issued by the organization on Monday. Read the full story here      ...

After making an unsuccessful attempt to use biotechnology to make disease-resistant brinjals, the Indian government has okayed a proposal to use biotechnology to improve the quality of political leadership in the country. Noted biotechnologist Dr Hammerschmidst, who will be heading the project is a veteran in the field. He has done conclusive experiments on 25 generations of rats and figured out a way to improve the leadership skills of politicians..   Full story here    ...

Nooriya Yusuf Haveliwala, the girl who had managed to get drunk, crash her CRV into various targets and kill people has been recomdended for the “prestigious” Padmashree award. This comes close in the heels of Indian government conferring the award to controversial hotelier Sant Chatwal. Full story here...  ...

Buckling under pressure from India, Australia has agreed to take steps to protect Indian citizens from racial attacks. As a first step, the racist capital of the world will start issuing racial attack forecasts on the lines of weather forecasts for Indian citizens down under. The forecasts will be issued in bulletins broadcast on national television every single hour. Read the whole story here...