Yes, let us save India with my stimulus package. Don't waste your time with non-issues like shoe throwing, culture saving, pubbing and clubbing, smooching before marriage and lurching after marriage, building temples, and what have you.

Get a life. Or rather, get the rights to your window sills, balconies, backyards, front yards. Even the commode top will suffice. If you don't have any rights to anything  other than voting rights, ask your wife, she will bring in some rights. For in a democracy, one is assured of voting rights, unless a namesake has already usurped and faked your vote. So hurry!

Act now, get up and take to farming. Grow vegetables. If you can grow flowers,better. If you are more industrious, try onions. (Busybee will market them in Kerala. Kerala exports people and imports food!).

If you can't believe, take a look at some of the healthy looking fresh vegetables plucked a few minutes ago from a sand farm nearby. Uropinion can post her own vegetable crop even if you don't ask her...